The Day Before Star Wars

'Twas the day before Star Wars
And in all the houses,
The kids all were stirring
And clicking their mouses.

Tickets were purchased
And handled with care
'Cause soon we'll be standing
In lines over there.

At Metreon
And Century
And local ones, too.
They milk us for more
Than is proper or true.

But none of that matters
Because it's the time
Of the season for Star Wars,
And making a rhyme.